Facebook is the Devil

What has the world come to? As if cell phones and texting didn't already put a damper on peoples ability to have a conversation with someone, everyone and their mother (including mine) is on facebook. Before Facebook, it was Myspace...another classic way to stalk your friends and waste a lot of time decorating your page. Been there, done that....stupid! Anyway, Facebook is the devil! Why are people so wrapped up in things on facebook? Status updates, ugh! One, two, maybe a couple updates a day are ok. Usually they are funny little updates about random things that have happened during your day. The ones I don't get, "I just woke up" 5 minutes later "I drank coffee" 5 minutes later "Need to take a shower" 5 minutes later "Don't want to go to work" 5 minutes later "Driving down the road" 5 minutes later "Just got into an accident because I'm updating my FB status while driving". You get the picture! Those people that feel the need to tell Facebook everything they are doing throughout the day, where you are, who you're with, what color your pee was in the morning, etc. Do you really think people give a shit??

Thank god for "hide" buttons on Facebook so you can hide those Facebook overachieving, annoying people! Now, as if the status updates weren't enough, you can check-in to a place and let the facebook world know "Jack has checked in at home" or "Jill is at Walmart" WHO FRICKIN CARES??? Are you telling me that you have nothing better to do in your life that before you walk into a place, you have to get on Facebook on your phone and let people know you're grocery shopping? Seriously!

Is Facebook annoying yet? YES! But, there is more....yes, more! Games....or are they really games or just another useless way to kill time and drive people crazy? I swear to god, whoever created Farmville, Cityville, Sorority Girls, Mafia Wars and all those other stupid things should get a size 14 boot up their ass! I don't care if people want to play them, more power to you but STOP sending me requests to help you grow corn or catch a cow. I don't play that shit, never have, never will....stop sending me 100 requests a day! It's not going to change my mind and while you're wasting your time sending me these stupid "join my farm" requests, I'm thinking you're a dumbass that needs a hobby! Why is Facebook trying to make everyone nuts? Oh yes, so they can make more money!

Speaking of money....who in their right mind spends money on Facebook Credits? Need I even ask? Probably those people that send out 1000 "feed my pig" requests! Something about spending money on Facebook credits to play games, buy "upgrades" on games and crap like that doesn't make sense to me. Someone please enlighten me as to why people find it necessary to buy this crap? Now, let me make this clear! I am NOT asking why people play these games...I already know the answer to that. In fact, many people have told me it's a mindless way to wind down at night, killing time before bed. To each their own, but STOP sending me the damn -Villes solicitations!