So this 16 year old is trying to tell her mom that she looks cool and isn't going to change. Well honey, do what ya gotta do but let me be the one to tell you, you look like Elvira on crack! Not only is your hair a poor color of purple in a "I Dream of Jeannie" style, the dog collar makes me want to take you for a walk straight off a short pier. First off, how do you think this looks cool? Try being original, graduating high school to become a model citizen for a change and do something productive with your life!
I'm sure everyone has seen this floating around on the Internet and has had the same thought as me....I want that outfit! Totally kidding but at least I would fit in it without having the world go blind! I swear these people do these things just to try and become a YouTube sensation. I wish these things didn't exist but I myself have seen some crap like this and not even at Walmart, just chillaxin on the side of the road. If not trying to be an Internet superstar, what was going through this ladies head when she left the house in this? Damn I look hot? I hope I run into Patrick? Sorry but squeezing your big ol booty into your child 3T pajamas is not ok, no matter who you are.
2 words....GO HOME! For real, standing in a line for 3 minutes to make your ass fatter is too much work? I wish that chair would have busted out from under your lazy ass. It's not like she's in line for an amusement park ride, it's fast food for Christ sakes and yes, Burger King has been slow before but hot damn, a chair? Maybe next time she should just stay in her car so she doesn't get exhausted from walking to the door, let alone standing in line.
Do not get into a Kung fu fight with this chick. She means serious business and will slit your throat with her sword like toenails. How in the fuck do you even walk with those things? And to paint them, umm really? So you take enough time out of your life to paint them but you can't cut them? Imagine if you stub your toe! Instead of having the normal stub your toe pain, this lady is slicing open her Achilles' tendon. Ugh, feet are nasty as it is but then you see some funk ass crap like this and I don't know about you but I want to stomp on her toes!
Oh wow! Not only did this lady get all dressed up in a ridiculous way for whatever the occasion may be, she came equipped with a self made camera stick so she could take her own pictures of her ridiculousness. Like she couldn't turn around and ask someone to take her picture? I mean, I know the language is difficult but even an action as simple as handing them the camera and smiling would get the point across. Instead, you have your rolled up pants with a fisherman vest on and WTF is with those sunglasses, I mean are those pineapples? It's difficult to tell but what I do know for sure is that this lady needs to find a friend!
Hello lady, pay attention to the kid...its 2013 and little boys should not be wearing animal print suits, even if they do come with a cute little tail! I bet she is taking money out of the ATM to go buy zebra print outfits next. This poor kid is going to have a complex from this. Look at him trying to see his reflection in the wall to see how retarded he looks, at no fault of his own. I'm actually surprised this crazy bat train isn't wearing 5 inch heels with this outfit and ah lady, your purse doesn't match! FAIL!
And people wonder why the world is getting fat? You have fat ass bitches sitting in the line to fast food places and complete morons using a segway to push a stroller! God forbid you hit a bump, do you crash or do you send your baby flying into oblivion? I bet she wonders why she can't lose the rest of her "baby weight" too. Ugh, useless people and their no brain ideas!
And after writing this, of course I had to visit the infamous "People of Walmart" site and find a few of my own....jesus, people never cease to amaze me!
Hold up, wait a minute....did ya'll switch pants? Cuz shes got a mean case of THAT SHIT DON'T FIT and his pants are falling of, dragging on the ground. Gotta love the fact that her red bra is sticking out, the tag is popped in the back and oh yes, her ass is on the varsity team....of what? My ass is more disgusting that yours? The sad thing is, after careful examination, you really can't tell where her ass ends and where her legs begin, which of course is sign #2 that you shouldn't be wearing this. Sign #1 being YO TOO FAT!
Whoa buddy, bending over for that drink IS a lot of work but did you really need to shit yourself while doing it?
Ok, where are these ladies doing their shopping? 3 different styles of adult footie pajamas? And all being strutted around with super stylish boots....cuz ya can't leave the house looking like a mess right?
